being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?
Hahaha it’s amazing how fast your confidence plummets after stepping on a scale
how does my mom expect me to get married one day doesn’t marriage involve the guy liking you back
Haha oops I care about you
A few days ago I was riding in the car with my stepbrother and his girlfriend and there were some dumbass people crossing a busy street where we live. She flipped out and said “Don’t hit them!” And I responded with “Why? They’re only humans.” And that, that right there is undeniable proof that I do not need to be living in the general populous.
the struggle to try and not eat all the chocolate in the advent calendar